Sex is weird. There’s no getting around it. If it wasn’t for our hormones and impulses getting the better of us, we probably wouldn’t bother.
As things stand, it’s best to ignore the weirdness and focus on how much fun it is. There’s nothing like indulging in our most base desires to get back to our roots. Did you know sex, as we know it (more or less), has been happening on Earth for 385 million years?
The earliest human evidence of tool use is estimated to have started only 2.6 million years ago. If you think about it, it’s been a long road to the invention of the cock extender. After so much time in development, it’d be a shame not to make the most of it.
Read on to find out more!
Go-Go Gadget Cock Extender!
When it comes to human anatomy, no appendage faces as much scrutiny as the penis. This is a shame because they’re shy creatures for the most part and sleep for much of the day. When roused from their slumber, often for no reason at all, they’re subject to critical inspection.
This is unfair both to the penis and its owner. We’re living in 2023, after all, not 2.6 million BC. With the aid of a dizzying penis sleeve selection, you can customize your lover’s penis to whichever specification you desire! Even better, if you’re the owner of a penis yourself, you can surprise your lover with a different theme every evening.
Girth, length, color, texture, rigidity, and angle of ingress. The only limit is your imagination.
For More Enjoyable Sex
It makes perfect sense to have a reservation or two about the capability of your penis. In today’s world, the unfortunate consensus in general, is that we all want more. A bigger house, a faster car… a fatter dick.
Previously there wasn’t much you could do for yourself or your partner in terms of penis extension. The old-fashioned way would be to come to terms with what the dice roll of your genes gave you and get on with your life. Thankfully, those days are over.
It’s as simple as selecting the penis extender you like the look of, measuring your erect penis, and buying the model that fits! There are sleeves to fit every size, and not only do they look the part, they feel great too. Your lovemaking can be as fulfilling and full-feeling as you desire with the cock sleeve of your choice.
Size Counts
It’s not unusual to doubt whether or not your penis is up to the task. Pornography and overly-sexualized media have left most people with somewhat warped ideas of what’s realistic. In some ways, this is a direct cause of insecurity and potential bad feelings all around.
However, the use of a cock extender doesn’t have to be something pandering to an uncomfortable sexual narrative. It can just be a bit of fun, something to have a giggle over with your significant other, and maybe even an orgasm or two!
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